Grayson PerryThe Tomb of
the Unknown
Craftsman

Teddy Baker

Job title

House teddy

Interests

Mind reading
Naturism
Yoga
Meditation
Astronomy

Profile

Teddy Baker is 41 years old and is 26.5 cm in height.

After a youth of hell-raising and debauchery (he has the worn patches to prove it) he has settled down and found an inner calm. He is now a tranquil and serene teddy, he greatly admires and seeks to emulate the Dalai Lama.

He does have the power to read minds: he always seems to know what his owner is thinking.

Nowadays he enjoys the lifestyle of the naturist although he used to sport a knitted jumpsuit created by the owner’s mother (who was concerned that her affectionate daughter may wear Teddy away with love), now abandoned (he has agreed to wear costume in his role as stunt double if required).

His favourite TV programme is ‘Masterchef’.