Grayson PerryThe Tomb of
the Unknown
Craftsman

Pink Ted

Job title

Retired

Interests

Travel
Sky diving
Dressing up

Profile

Pink Ted bears a resemblance to Alan Measles but may not share his confident demeanor as he has developed an embarrassing skin condition (which required some emergency patching) and suffered from some teasing as a result.

He is a sensitive soul who spent the first 26 years of his life sharing the adventures of his guardian and sleeping beside her each and every night.

Due to his physical deterioration he was forced to retire from public life 20 years ago and has stayed, safely wrapped in his own teddy sleeping bag in the wardrobe.

In his youth he travelled the world and saw many sights and he is anxious to recapture the spirit of adventure he once had. Motorbike riding would be a new and exciting experience.